{ the bachelorette - emily } men tell all

sex-u-al.

blah blah blah men tell all is usually boring....

but, let's see?

1. bad hair, em. bsd strings &color
2. these ry  highlights are great
3. this wine experience is making me love her more. 
4. oh that damn egg. 
5. no. no!!!! how did this egg moment not air originally?! 
6. hilarious.
7. oooh no!!! that accent!
8. ew. the creepy brothers. 
9. bachelor pad: what a pack of losers. i'll be watching (obviously) but i'm taking a break from writing about it. they're all hideous.
10. how sweet is sean. 
11. girls are ape for him. 
12. he'd better be the next bachelor. 
13. what is happening with travis's woody woodpecker hair?!
14. these recaps are boring. 
15. that arie doug impersonation is classic. 
16. ryan looks like the pirate king. 
17. i love the celebration and he had no idea when he left..
18. chris is wearing "girl about town" lipstick from MAC.
19. oh hell. those pink pants are killing me. 
20. he WAS offended by a lot of things and he looks like he's gonna pop him. 
21. that ryan really is a pretty boy. 
22. kalon's mouth is moving but i'm not listening.
23. tony on the spot!
24. kalon and ry have SO much makeup on. 
25. drag queens.
26. i'm so distracted by that horrible silver smokey eye. 
27. kalon's face while watching this recap is one second away from torching that entire studio.
28. waaait... isn't that guy kalon's friend who is calling him out?
29. kalon is slow. idiot. 
30. that sean says all the right things. 
31. (douchebumps over kalon)
32. now that we've seen it all, i like ryan with a 2 day scruff. 
33. non dracula fang shaved beard. 
34. oh i forgot about that tony moment. we knew he was off at that pont. 
35. ryan is just "drunk uncle" from SNL.... dont you think, shavs?
36. he looks oompa in that light. 
37. i'm desperate for a bench clearing fist fight. 
38. ry looks like an old wolf man. 
39. yes! i'm loving that ryan is getting ribbed. and he's just digging himself deeper. 
40. it's so good. 
41. i sort of want him to be the next bach. he'd be good tv. 
42. randy quaid is  just shooting daggers. 
43. if this was the real housewives, we'd call it the "evil eye" and brooks would go after him. 
44. bobble head is so nasty. 
45. wife beater.
46. you're right, bobble head. yolo, buddy! yolo. 
47. i wonder the same thing, chris harrison!
48. this is making me so upset watching sean!!!!!
49. he's a doll. 
50. i'm loving the tears!
51. love the dress. hate the extensions. 
52. YOU CAN'T USE THE SAME LINE, CHRIS! - laura 
53. ok! "open the eyes?!" they both said that 4x!- laura
54. poor doug. he really didn't get it. 
55. kalon did NOT find humor in that. 
56. ouch!
57. loved that she nailed him. 
58. YES! nice politician line!
59. good girl, emily! hit him. 
60. he's so gross. 
61. "i'm flattered you follow me on twitter."
62. great. 
63. yes! prada shoes and rented helicopter. 
64. i like her so much. 
65. ryan's winks are sooooo smarmy. 
66. he's gonna be working a velour lounge suit, gold chain, and beer breath in a hot second. 
67. he's gonna do that [sweet talking] to every waitress and girl he comes in contact with. 
68. i like her. 
69. jeff's leggings on that sailboat....
70. wooooah that back tat is serious. 
71. i wanna talk to alejandro about getting lost in translation. 
72. cute bloopers. 
73. i don't know who most of those guys are. 
74. oook. that was boring. 
75. sorry, guys. i wanted a fist fight. 

who do you think it'll be? i'm thinking jef. 

oy.