{ the bachelorette - emily } ciao cousin eddie & your bobbly headed anger streak

you guys, i missed jef-one-eff's eff-bomb- just like i missed his little boy costume. 

i don't get the appeal with that one... there's something amiss there...

but the grand hometown date episode is my favorite. of. the. season. 

1. was that an awkie ricki reunion?
2. maybe they already had it and they did it again?
3. corn rows, huh? did she go on a cruise or does ricki have a fierce black nanny?
4. i'm guessing it's not a cruise cause i'm not seeing a moldy threaded hair wrap- who didn't have one!
5. i love that sweater!
6. she has a slammin' body. 
7. though i'd have gotten a cup size smaller on those store-bought titties. 
8. ok. ok. 
9. i feel like arie maybe has bad breath. 
10. sean is completely the most normal to me.... but she's not into it. 
11. i seriously dislike chris (cousin eddie). 
12. wait... sean's love proselytizing moment was awkward... i tried to forget that. 
13. what ya lookin' for?
14. just let yourself out, camera crew....
15. that's so bizarrely awkward. 
16. i'm just gonna stand here and look normal while you come up behind me..... 
17. SURPRISE!!! 
18. vim. 
19. i love chicago, for the record. 
20. she has a very appropriate chicago wardrobe. 
21. good polish soundbite, chris. wait
22. LET the polish jokes begin!!!- audra.
23. THIS is the coolest place in chicago, homie? 
24. i'm not a fan of short sweaters with a long sleeve button down- for the record. 
25. that is the busiest restaurant in chicago... obvs. 
26. what do you think his family thinks about his descriptions of them?
27. his fam sure knows how to dress for the camera! well done!
28. the "last supper" seating situation is always bizarre.
29. ddaddy-o is super polish. 
30. this family is too normal! i need some crazy!
31. bring on the taxidermy!
32. i love that these dummy families grill the bachelorette as if they didn't know their stupid brother signed up for a fake reality show and that this isn't real life. 
33. wait, did she say she was falling in love?
34. did that get lost in polish translation. 
35. don't say it back, girl! 
36. just kiss him real fast so he can't say any more. 
37. those farbs look like "it's a small world" dolls. 
38. well isn't she just cowboy chic!
39. WHY is he wearing a necklace?!
40. listen, i know all you provo bloggers met the tween and live for him but i smell a rat, kids. 
41. wouldn't it be awesome if he flipped that? now THAT would be a bachelorette first!
42. skinny jeans + a hunting rifle? my cowboy grandpa would shoot him. 
43. aaaaahahahaha! now emily mentions it!
44. i'm a pretty sure shot- let it be known. 
45. wooooof. emily's color is looking chunky and orangey. 
46. i hate a utah accent. "nilled it!!"
47. typically gorgeous mormon family. 
48. the sisters are all so pretty and well styled. 
49. loving the crew lurking in the trees. 
50. bummer lighting! nothing like a sunny summer-y day. 
51. love that bro clarified that they're only drinking lemonade. 
52. no you don't doubt the quick process cause you're mormon and we all get married quickly. right #DINA? 3 months. 
53. is that a fundamental?
54. love that all the sisters are working lash extensions. 
55. really pretty girls. 
56. crickets.........on the ricki question
57. yeah! we have the same values because i have no idea that you people are mormon! 
58. or maybe she does & we haven't seen that. 
59. i think emily is a really solid person & seems to have it together, i just think it's funny that his family is hinting at bigger issues & she doesn't know what's happening.
60. this is a great family. 
61. that's a hot gold reflector on those confessionals
62. truly, emily would be great for jef-one-eff & she'd be amazing in this family.....
63. i'm just really not attracted to jef-one-eff and i'm afraid he has skeletons. 
64. his family seems like he's not exactly the family-man type...
65. she'd be great with a mormon boy. 
66. she's in love with him. 
67. yes. she does need to learn a lot more about you. 
68. oh, she's eating this letter up. 
69. just sealed his fate in the top 2! 
70. is it in the bachelorette rider that you must profess love on the hometown date?
71. smuggled the booze up to the mountain. 
72. it'd be awesome if he got out of the car and she critiqued him. 
73. she's into him. 
74. you trusted jef-one-eff on a dune buggy.... you think arie is gonna do something crazy to you?
75. again, i wish he'd flip it...with no injuries, obvi. 
76. does anyone know if arie is a good driver? does he win stuff?
77. this is not a picnic dress & loubs. 
78. 2 europeans in one hometown ep? right on. 
79. oooh famous dad!
80. you know dad got serious action in his day... 
81. and maybe in this day. 
82. mom's had some work done. 
83. that is so rude to speak an exclusive language. 
84. so rude. 
85. no, i don't want to have a chat with you, crazy dutch woman!
86. she's a bombshell. 
87. she's jealous that she's not young anymore. 
88. her chest is inspiring me to put more sunscreen on my boosies. 
89. dad has a fierce dye job. 
90. not ready to let it go. 
91. the dutch have a lovely accent. 
92. she's loving him too! 
93. audra and i are having a hard time deciding which she likes best. 
94. that teaser for sean is not going to be as bad as they're making it seem. 
95. i love dallas. 
96. he sicks the dogs on her?!
97. we need to teach sean what colors look good on his skin. stay away from easter egg, sun, or sunburn colors, you pale gingey. 
98. he's wearing too much hair gel- audra.
99. "never trust a man wearing hair gel."- carly
100. woof. i hate seeing tongue. 
101. she seems to be more at ease...
102. these are southerners... not euro or foreign. 
103. pretty family! 
104. playhouse= ricki selling point!!!
105. i want this playhouse!!!!!
106. better shirt, sean. 
107. oooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooh boy. deal breaker. 
108. massive massive massive turn off. 
109. you SHOULD re-think everything. 
110. WHAT?! this is a joke. 
111. this has to be a joke. 
112. this is a joke. 
113. she's being so nice about it. 
114. punked. 
115. look at his face. 
116. she mentally broke up with him- audra.
117. his family is adorable. 
118. i'm loving sean's family. 
119. sean is a good man because he has a great daddy. 
120. she's into him. 
121. wait.. i've said that about all but one of the guys.
122. oooop sean loves to run after her. 
123. sean is the only one audra and i want for her. 
124. i hope the next bach news is that harrison gives emily a final rose and they run off together. 
125. emily's look courtesy of DYNASTY.
126. chris is going home, right?
127. is jef-one-eff the only man wearing powder/a full mask of makeup?
128. arie could fry bacon on that forehead. 
129. if she sends sean home, i'll throw my computer on the floor. 
130. randy quaid looks like he's a groomsman in a wedding with that turquoise tie. 
131. listen, you can't feel bad for him. his sister said to send him home asap if she isn't serious about him. 
132. does emily have the bump it in?
133. THIS is why you're going home, you angry jerk!
134. she's being so gracious with him. 
135. he's THAT kind of a guy. 
136. ooooh! i hope we get an angry tirade!
137. you know this guy is capable of ripping the leather seats to shreds. he's taming that. 
138. is that how you say curacao? 
139. cure-i-sow?
140. awe! this family is a bunch of jokers.

i'm 100% team sean. 

you?