{ the bachelorette- emily } what is croatian for "see ya, ryan!"?

1. travis, who are you and why are you here?
2. i'm desperate for someone to take me to croatia
3. ooh yeah, ry. you're always there with the arm move, you sly fox. 
4. 80% of them are wearing justin bieber hoodies. 
5. "imperative!" big word! he was desperate fo us to pick up on that. 
6. he just totally queened out on "i want that rose BAAACK!"
7. oop here she goes playing tour guide and stumbling on her lines. 
8. those jeans are douchetown. 
9. i'm sorry but i can't handle his laugh. i just picture it parked on the couch laughing at nothing while nursing a coors light. 
10. i'm so rude.
11. what is happening on his feet?
12. she's never seen him shirtless?
13. those bleached tips are hawt!
14. he's so self conscious. 
15. who ever has a scale to 8?! you know he started with that analogy then at the last second had to bump it up a notch!
16. ryan, that is the straight up GAYEST tank top ever.... and i've SEEN gay. trust. 
17. what is happening with that bizarre flat top?
18. i do love that emily is 66% redneck. 
19. he can MANIPULATE the situation and he can go get the girl. 
20. he's VILE! ew. i've had to deal with a lot of men like that and they make me sick. 
21. she's a blonde rachel bilson- ali.
22. that shirt on him just makes him look sallow. 
23. ooooh i did not see this coming! good girl! get rid of him. 
24. he did NOT see this coming. 
25. awe. travis is sweet. now a i feel like a low life for not liking him with her. 
26. oop. the dramatic umbrella throw, faux hawk and beet red face are turning me off again. 
27. wooooah. that's a whole lotta plaid up in there. 
28. these boys style their hair more than any other season IN BACHELOR HISTORY
29. she's gonna fall on her face with those YSL stilettos.
30. I SAW BRAVE! 
31. loved it. 
32. why aren't any of those guys touching her?
33. sean is the only catch out of you trolls so shut up. 
34. ew. i don't wan a tight shot of jef-one-eff's crotch, thank you. 
35. soo they're in scottish kilts in croatia? could they not get visas to scotland?
36. in dresses & on donkeys? emasculation. 
37. he's "shotten" a bow and arrow once.... 
38. straight up randy quaid on that guy. 
39. i hope he just crashes and burns
40. they're FREEZING
41. ooooh that's HOT!
42. bahahahaha!
43. oh he's so embarrassed. 
44. that thing's gonna impale jef-one-eff.
45. ahaha. couldn't get it over.
46. she loved it. 
47. um..... joseph smith was REALLY good at the stick-pull. 
48. jef-one-eff had better draw on his (formerly) mormon roots and dominate. 
49. he picked doug because he hates him. 
50. wow! doug's muscles look they're gonna rip. 
51. chris. you're a disaster. 
52. glad they're wearing short shorts under those dresses.
53. she gave that loser the consolation prize. 
54. gross don't kiss cousin eddie!!!!
55. double RAINBOW!
56. it looks like they're in midway , utah- ali
57. jef-one-eff's costumes are killing me. 
58. em looks bangin.
59. arie, you're a pansy.
60. do the guys, like, understand that they're basically kissing each other?!- ali
61. i'm living for ryan. what a total pig. 
62. are those blue suede shoes, ry?
63. is it hard for jef-one-eff to get physical cause he likes boys better?
64. ali, the fact checker, tells me that ryan signed with the atlanta falcons and was shipped away to nfl EUROPE. 
65. wooooof! randy quaid is so awkwardly uncomfortable. 
66. don't rose him!!!!!
67. eek. that's awkward. how is she comfortable with him when HE's not comfortable. 
68. i swear his head is on a swivel. there's a lot of movement on top of that long neck. 
69. eesh. 3 hrs. ryan is incredibly manicured. 
70. ew. this awkward flirting in front of the guys is so gross. she has to want to vomit. 
71. rotten! that's the perfect word for him!
72. great ring. 
73. sick. no. way. in. hell. would i eat an oyster like that!
74. God isn't interested in you and your narcissism. 
75. he could not objectify her any more...
76. he's gay. 
77. he's so manipulative. trying to get her to beg for him.
78. there is nothing about her on that list... it's just how she can benefit him. 
79. she's the most level-headed bachelorette we've seen. 
80. good girl! she sees right thru him. 
81. she's my favorite. 
82. is he gonna throw the table?
83. yes!!! i love when they fight it!
84. oooh he's calculated.
85. no way! is he going to be the first guy to talk his way into the rose?
86. he's such an abuser!!!
87. proud of emily for holding her ground!
88. i'm actually surprised she got rid of him today but she'll be thrilled when she watches playback.
89. great friendships?! i've never seen such a party for him to go!
90. oooh this monologue is great! what a winner!
91. yes! compare yourself with the greatest men in the world! yes! do it! 
92. he is totally rotten. 
93. what on earth is he talking about?!
94. arrogant ass? too late. you made that bed, son. 
95. arie pulled a "courtney" a "wrestler"... you name it. 
96. arie you are such a drama queen. 
97. i'd have changed into sweats so fast. why is she still in her oscar trophy costume?!
98. eew smackers!
99. emily looks fantastic. 
100. really ? doug? i thought she was sold on him. 
101. ooop wolfie is really opening up. she's buying it hook, line, and sinker. 
102. he pulled away on that kiss. 
103. doug is so full of shit. 
104. it's so contrived. 
105. STOP. CRYING. BOYS.
106. big girls don't cry. 
107. love this fancy "croatian" decision music. 
108. wouldn't it be classic if she sent arie home after all that ?!
109. for sure harrison was making a "love connection" with that producer. 
110. she just totally interrupted his moment. 
111. woooah! both of them! go girl!
112. i'm obsessed with emily . she may be the smartest woman we've ever seen!
113. ooooh wait. keeping them both? 
114. ok. ok. 
115. i wish she'd just call him "wolf."
116. doug is sweating bullets. 
117. prague! amazing. prague is so beautiful. 
118. oooh i see some up coming cheek zits on arie. 

good! looks like some good juice is coming up! 

were you surprised by ryan? i'm a fan of emily's judgement.