{ the bachelorette - emily } Kalon goes down in flames

you guys, i missed jeff-one-eff's rose ceremony costume. i'm sorry. i keep getting bored and looking away for a brief second. i need you to come watch it with me and keep me on track. 

who said that doug has a history of abuse? need details, obviously...

i have it on good authority that kalon is vile in person. yay!

1. i'm not attracted to any of these dweebs. 
2. emily is SICK. she sounds miserable.
3. i love the guy who just ran behind harrison
4. douchey jeans, sean
5. hang 10 on that hair wave, jef-one-eff
6. hair experts , is sean's hair died? or is that just a bizarre color on my tv?
7. i like when she gives her little tour guide blips. she loses all color in her voice. 
8. guess that's comforting to know we can tell when she's just spewing his lines...
9. yea... you've got me "i see london i see france, all of london see's emily's underpants."
10. it's always so revelatory for these idiots to talk about "not coming here for group dates! i came to spend time with emily!" 
11. ok.. that's the dramatic line they're touting?
12. that wasn't bad... the maniacal laugh AFTER the comment is truly troubling.
13. oooh, jef-one-eff. what a neat-o script tat! what's it say?
14. did you stumble, jeff? no producer corralled you to speaker's corner?
15. vomit. i can't handle this awkwardness.
16. i'm turning red for him- ali.
17. sean seems sweet and semi-normal ...but i don't think she's into him... or maybe it's the dayquil sedating her...
18. she's getting worse and worse. 
19. that poor british guard is red with nerves.
20. nothing says romance like torture and prison. 
21. nice cliche... prisoner of love... we're really reaching, aren't we. 
22. she looks great in that dress. 
23. ooop twisting the hair. she's into him. 
24. she's been practicing this history lesson forever.
25. i may rip, but i really like her. she's made of good stuff. 
26. though she has some serious veneers...
27. ok. ok. she likes him. 
28. gross line: "my kisses and my relationship with sean are only gonna get better!"
29. why do they always have a weird acting date?- ali
30. didn't we already suffer thru that with the muppets?!
31. i guess you kind of have to do it there...
32. finally they talk about her being sick. 
33. upon further reflection, doug is definitely capable of chopping up his wife...
34. what's happening with the back of kalon's hair line? is there a stacked bob situation?
35. ryan's hair gets more and more terrible. 
36. oh kalon, you're so full of it. 
37. i may not be interested in a man who can't understand shakespearean english.
38. arie is going to pass out. 
39. travis grosses me out. the whole look. 
40. chris is randy quaid and i wish he'd just get drunk and complain about being young. 
41. seriously, kalon? gross.
42. thats cute, doug. if i didn't have a chip, id like him a bit. 
43. way to go, brits! teeth and beauty stereotypes are holding strong thanks to these extras!
44. arie looks like belle in her provincial life....
45. ryan is nasty. 
46. ahahaha. emily shakes her head. 
47. she's not feeling that loser. 
48. i thought he was gonna surprise her with his package. 
49. why don't most boys buy stuff for the bachelorette?
50. smooth moove, idiot.
51. what's up? - unfortunately nothing..... the best... ahahaha
52.  oooook . kalon is such an idiot. 
53. not cool. 
54. i like how gossipy they get before anyone has the cajones to tell her.
55. way to go, doug. such the hero. 
56. at least he asked him about it before going to her...
57. but shouldn't the guy who heard the comments be the one to tell her?
58. you know they were all scrambling to be the one to do it...
59. good girl. way to throw that quote on his face. 
60. good. girl!!!
61. what a douchey double standard.
62. i hope his single mom gives him a good beating when he comes home...
63. and between you and me, i hear he had a girlfriend anyway....
64. way to make her proud.
65. he's gonna go down in flames!!!
66. is anyone surprised that kalon said that? 
67. wait... now she's mad at the guys for not fighting kalon? 
68. irriational. obviously they'd let him hang himself then run back to tattle. 
69. combat boots on the bed!!! gross.
70. this hotel is kinda cool!
71. cute little coat. is that burberry?
72. it looks like jef-one-eff is with his older sister- hes dressed like a little boy- ali.
73. i don't mind it too much.... it's just that insane wave. 
74. i'd like to teach the etiquette teacher how to properly use bronzer.
75. i like emily. 
76. she'a a hoot.
77. jean is quite the actress! 
78. awe! now that wasn't scripted at all! 
79. baaaaahahahahaha! what guy knows to drop chloe?!?! 
80. then she goes louis?! ahahaha
81. the eye is cool. 
82. jef sure knows how the single girl feels...because he is one.
83. yes! take out your earrings west virginia style. 
84. i can't even believe she's liking him..... 
85. vim.
86. he can't get it together to kiss her!
87. it's because he's been kissing boys for years!-ali
88. why are these idiots always prefacing kissing?! 
89. this is the biggest bunch of jr high pimple faced freaks i've ever seen.
90. no game .. with anyone... and not in a sweet way. 
91. love this look though that cuff should have gone on the other arm. too much!
92. wolf got a haircut. 
93. yeah, his forehead's growing-ali.
94. "shook you" ???? really arie? is english your maiden language?
95. i sorta want emily to do the muppets "near"...."far" when she talks about her connection getting close to _____fill in the blank.
96. she was desperate for someone to shiv kalon in her honor. 
97. ryan is such a sour cheeseball. why is she falling for first grade stunts?!
98. guard yourself, lady!
99. i'm team emily + sean
100. haven't heard much from wife beater doug...
101. oooh but alejandro was closest to looking like joe feinnes in shakespeare in love? 
102. don't fear, i'm not shedding a tear over the shroom farmer. 
103. is that wolf sporting the nantucket reds?
104. never met a croatian who isn't super hot. 
105. these guys are super gossipy. yay!!!
106. y'all, i'm sorry i'm so scattered on this one.... i'm bored and surfing the net.... 
107. actually i'm doing work... but it's just boring. 
108. ryan sounds like the biggest redneck.