Monday, June 14, 2010

new lingo


new lingo/terms:

tee-tee
: something small and wee. often used in reference to a small animal or child.
etymology: um.. i made it up. maybe it came from tiny/teeny?

i will now use tee-tee in a complete sentence:
"stellie is a tee-tee nugget."

nani
: precious one.
etymology: i made it up, but some people tell me it's hawaiian for "beautiful" which i think is very cool.

i will now use nani in a complete sentence:
"stellie is a tee-tee nani. "
(her most common nickname)

ipt: intellectual property theft. when you steal verbiage or ideas from someone.
etymology: maybe i made this up too? i don't remember... or i ipt'd it...

i will now use ipt in a complete sentence:
"i love my harem! "harem" is totally ipt from subsy."

vim: vomit in mouth. completely disgusting. to be used when you see something that grosses you out so much you vomit in your mouth and swallow it again.
etymology: ipt subsy

i will now use vim in a complete sentence:
"ew! i just facebook stalked my ex, and i swear "snookie" was marking territory all over his wall. i just vim'd!"

now you're up to date.


4 comments:

Natalie. said...

when I was in high school tee tee meant tampon. . .

Life is good! said...

make sure you don't accidently swallow the vim! that would be asvim and it would be gross!

Cortney said...

The first time I read you use nugget to describe your dog, I did a lil' double take- my college friends and I have our own group lingo for a myriad of things, and we have been using nugget to describe anything little for almost a decade now- bunnies, kids, cats, people sometimes- and everyone is always like "um, what?". It's nice to know we're not just a bunch of crazy cat ladies from Dallas :)

Kirsten Nicole said...

What's a snookie? :)