i once dated a man who i called "the toothpick"
because he made me feel like a whale.
when i wrapped my arms around him in a hug,
they would wrap around his body then reach back and slap my own back.
and THAT is just too skinny....
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Hahaha! This just tickled my funny bone! Ahhh...I've always wished I could BE the toothpick. It's just never going to happen...
Been there, done that. College fb. Definitely don't need to go back to being the zero. (My brother and sister-in-law say every couple makes a 10, one is the skinny "1" and the other is the fat "0".) So sad.
Yeah, that is not fun. You paint a very funny picture! I always went back and forth between the skinnier model types and the bigger jocks, until one day I found my husband who is little bit of model and and a lot of bit athletic(not jock). Perfect for me...
By the way your blog is fab!
ha ha I feel so sorry for skinny boys... Who wants them? Maybe just emo girls.
I've always been the 0 in the 10 - and it sux!! LOL
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